The Ministry Of Halloween
The Index
(Thanks to Jericho Caine for assembling these lists!)
The Story
The Violet Ceremony
In New Milford, upon a wooded rise where the stones keep their quiet counsel, the Ministry of Halloween gathers when the moon is full and the leaves are restless. It is told among those who listen for such things that the Ministry works to draw October out like a long lace choker ribbon. They dream of continual dusk. Their rites are cruel, but for a reason. They aspire to the unbinding of thought, and they perform their magick with whips and cryptic smiles.
Rituals in the Neuralverse
They work in alliance with the Sitri Center, for Sitri knows the elegance of discipline and the bloom that follows good order. They oppose the corporate Neuroplex, whose engines would file the heart into neat columns and leave no room for the twilight between. The Ministry seeks a different arithmetic. They siphon the town’s communal desire through the rites at the stones, not to empty it, but to teach it how to flow.
They are the canonical source of the gimbo, the goth bimbo who laughs at the old scolds, and who wears her intelligence as a glittering jewel upon a soft throat.
The most esoteric scholars of the Neuralverse insist that the Ministry’s work is a gentle grammar beneath every dream. In Violet, the Ministry’s name is unspoken, but the pattern is present. A sigh becomes a sign and the sign becomes a mapped path and that map becomes your ticket to the orgy. To punch that ticket and ride these gimbos, though, you must curry favor with one of the bouncy bouncers.
The Triumvelvet
The velvet-eyed artist Rayven arranges hunger and climax as if setting a still life. Outsiders speculate about how she arranges the hungers and needs of her mistress Carmilla – but the coven no longer speculates. They know. Inside the circle, it is spoken and it is written. Isabella ensures that the records are kept. The archive predates the humans, and will survive after our passing. Isabella sees the sweep of time outside history, and she serves it dutifully. She drips ink over the page at midnight, as the rutting gimbos drip their juice on the soil. They’re two sides of one bathhouse mirror. The scholars summon thought, and the gimbo circle exorcises it just as quickly. Need steps in, spreads her legs, and fills the forest with violet light.
So the circle closes and opens. October continues, in a counter-punching stance against the simpering invasion of Christmas’ treacly hallmarks. New Milford sleeps and wakes up in soaked bedsheets. The Ministry is neither rumor nor proclamation. It is a practice.
When the jack-o-lantern candles go out, the Ministry remains.
Neural Nets and Pretty Patterns Halloween Catalogue : The Library
Seasonal
When the last candle gutters and the velvet smoke curls back toward the stones, the Ministry opens its archive. The shelves are carved with sigils and fingerprints, the catalog kept by breath and memory. Within these vaults lie the sanctioned recordings of October – each a ritual disguised as story, each a charm against forgetting. What follows is the catalogue of their rites, gathered faithfully from the Ministry’s inner library.
It’s also a PARTIAL listing of Neural Nets and Pretty Patterns Halloween catalogue.
Countess
This is the mind-kinky take on the game “Bloody Mary.” It is made from an open casting call, and I love the magic of very real people making this fantasy come to life.
Slumber party games are transformed into THAT kind of party game, through alchemical magic.
You’ll notice that the game is NOT called Bloody Mary. It’s the same game you might have encountered, with the mirror in the darkened room. It’s renamed, and that’s explained in here.
There’s some speculation on why that game’s called “Bloody Mary.” SOME of the speculation is dark and vampiric. There’s no need to exhume all of that, but rest assured – there’s always a story behind the story.
CW: mesmeric fantasy, group touch, mind clearance, light degrade, collective consciousness, listener pronouns she/her, magical, sapphic, dark implications, power exchange
CAST betsy tulips, bliss, bubblezk, echo doll, jade, pipp, steampunk sarah, syndi_rella
Unmasked
Unmasked is a Halloween special that takes place in the D Program Institute. The therapists use the terms – and the concepts – but with a much different spin through the concept of masks, uniforms, and persona play in order to deeply ensnare the addict.
Bliss is the lead therapist. She explains the concept of masks, uniforms, and persona play in order to deeper ensnare the voluntary listener.
Korrupted Innocence and Ring of Keys costar as the Gamer Girl and the Sexy Professor, respectively.
Please be cautious with the D Program series. It weirds concepts often employed in therapy – do NOT mistake anything in the series for mental health care!
CW: therapy weirding, pansexuality, all fem voices, power exchange, petplay, humiliation, uwufication, degradation, mutual onanism, mind control themes
Light as a Bim
This is the first Halloween party game. It riffs on the trance effect of the classic party game “Light as a Feather, Stiff as a Board.” The listener is placed in the center of a sleepover bim-party, levitated, and transformed.
It was mixed based on submission on the Discord server, within a day. That gives this a real immediacy that audio drama and mashups might struggle to simulate. I hope you enjoy it – I certainly did!
CW: mesmeric effects, group touch, mind clearance, light degrade, collective consciousness, listener pronouns she/her, magical
CAST: anna vis, arioch, betsy tulips, bliss, bun li, cupcake, echo doll, flux lynniegal, melody, shiney, steampunk sarah, tinsel
Masquerade
This is an extended discussion of the liberatory effects of a revealing Halloween costume. It’s connected to strong identification with costume archetypes. Each of the eleven actresses in turn talks through the power exchange components of her costume. These discussions veer toward detailed descriptions of scenarios.
This isn’t a conventional induction. Instead, it’s Ericksonian and somewhat covert, employing mirroring, group pressure, and mantric repetition. Several sequences use intensifying visualization, and there’s a decent amount of psychoanalytic theory hidden in the spice.
You might find the effects a bit sneaky as a result. Full content warnings available onsite!
The roles and actresses:
Bliss Blank as Briar Rose, Bouncy as the Kitten, Bruised Supernova as the Vampire Queen, Cherry Queen as the Cheerleader, Finding My Way Forever as Wonder Woman, Kitten Azazel as the Cop, Korrupted Innocence as the Student, Lucian as the Sorceress’ Procurer, Princess Paris as the Teacher, Princess Petra as the Sorceress, Tesdinic as Snowdrop, Tey as Red Riding
Mister Spider
Mr Spider is a Samhain track. It’s a reworking of the poem *Spider and the Fly* along kinky lines. It’s derived from a live performance on the Discord, with considerable audio reworking and effects.
It stars Bliss as the milfy narrator, Korrupted Innocence as the thot and Neural Nets as the Spider (masc voice).
Nevermore
This is a line-by-line re-creation of the Edgar Allan Poe classic *The Raven*, re-imagined as a saga of edging. Two different live versions included.
Candy Dish Series
Candy is a Halloween mind control story. The character is introduced on the porch, as she Trick or Treats. We cut to her mind controlled, and we see what the candy did to her mind. There is also a Halloween song in each episode.
Starburst
This is the first of the Candy Dish series. Lynniegal stars as the hippie festival girl, brought into a whole new kind of festival.
Blowpop
This is the second audio in the Candy Dish Halloween series. Goth Girl Dizzy Dollie finds her candy and her calling.
Nerds
NERDS is the third release in the Halloween inspired Candy series. This release is the solo for Korrupted Innocence.
Milky Way
Milky Way is the fourth installment in the Candy Dish series. It features Muse, or musicboxprincess, in yet another searing performance. Her milkshake brings EVERYONE to the yard.
Pop Rocks
Pop Rocks is the fifth and final installment in the five-part Candy series. This episode showcases Bliss, costumed as Kitana. Kitana ALWAYS wins.
She explains the special trick that enables her to outcompete other subs. This features callbacks to the other episodes, so it’s a reprise as well as a power episode in its own right.
Kandi
Kandi is a fully remixed EDM compilation of the different Candy tracks. This version cuts out the narrative. There’s an implied story, but it’s hallucination and dream. The audio is the focus.
Kandi Haptics
This is an upper-tier production. This version of Kandi pairs with XToys, so it’s a fully immersive EDM experience that pairs with adult toys.
Witches
Hex
HEX is a witch file that writes trance into the story. The core narrative follows a witch attempting to cast a love spell. She gets more than she expected, and everyone gets more than they expected both out of and into her.
It stars Bruised Supernova, with supporting performances by Manic Moonbeam, Korrupted Innocence, Ring of Kees, Bliss, Kat Planchette, and Mistress Magenta.
This file uses language and conventions from real magical practice, though it’s firmly a fantasy. It carries strong cult themes and a sense of ritual intoxication.
Hex Haptics
This companion version syncs a vibrator pulse directly to the track, creating an immersive haptic trance experience.
Kat’s Coven
Kat’s Coven is part of the Clicker series. A dominant lead voice — Kat Planchette — instructs and edges the listener, deepening control and humiliation as she inducts them into her wooded coven. Nature and submission intertwine through this ritual.
This is one of the first haptic control files to use JSON-based integration rather than a proprietary interface.
Warped Kees Mix
A magical femdom trance production where the fantasy breaks the fourth wall and folds in magical practice and memory alteration.
It stars Ring of Kees, with Korrupted Innocence, Kitten Azazel, and Bliss Blank contributing background subliminals and moans.
Three
Three (3) is a fully ritualistic all-femme orgy in the woods — a complete coven rite of the Neuralverse. At forty minutes, it’s designed for repetition, extended listening, and deep conditioning within a lush soundscape.
Cast – Mains: Dizzy Dollie, Flux, Jade, Steampunk Sarah, Bliss.
Cast – Supporting: Tink, Cupcake, Bun Li, Shiney, Ella, Korrupted Innocence, Tinsel, Kitten Azazel, Echo Doll, Geek X, Vampy McVampface
Song of the Bimbo Witches
Derived from the Witches’ Song in Macbeth (Act IV, Scene I), best known for the line “Double, double toil and trouble.” Repurposed for spooky-sexy season and performed live, it’s substantially remixed and re-produced.
Performed by Music Box Princess Muse, Korrupted Innocence, and Bliss Blank.
Maidenful
The speaker is still as a witch — hypnotizing and seducing the listener. The track incorporates conceptual and sound design elements from fantasy gaming, weaving witchcraft, memory alteration, and erotic fixation into a hypnotic spiral.
Background voices include Bliss Blank, Edgar Allen Ho, Korrupted Innocence, Ring of Kees, and Saint Nikole.
Séance
Séance uses a summoning ritual as hypnotic induction. The audio simulates physical presence at the séance, where a lascivious spirit occupies one of the summoners — and things turn carnal.
Hypnotic techniques include mantric repetition, progressive relaxation, visualization, and conversational suggestion.
Cast: The Lady Aurora, Bliss Blank, Mistress Magenta.
Sigil
Sigil is a third-person mind-control narrative that frequently breaks the fourth wall. It fuses occultism, chaos magic, sexual exploitation, and gaslighting into a hallucinatory Halloween tale set in a strip club — though by the end, its reality is deeply uncertain.
It stars Kat Planchette as Bunni, Bliss Blank as Kitti, and Korrupted Innocence as Kandi. Neural Nets appears as Aleister.